Saturday, August 23, 2008

Have you accepted Cheez-its into your life?

That's what I thought a woman in a restaurant asked me yesterday. I told her I had.
(I'm thinking to myself...I think there is a box in my cupboard. Can I get a Hallelujah Sister?)
Sorry please forgive me, I meant no harm, it's just what I heard.

I'm bad, sometimes these things come into my head and then go straight out my mouth.

When my grand nephew was being chistened, the preist dipped his finger into the holy water and then made a cross on the baby's forehead. This made the baby cry. I turned to my daughter and said, "Oh, he made the baby cross". Sorry.

Do I need to be excorcised?

My evil twin has surfaced.

4 comments:

Coffee Bean said...

My husband loves puns! I'll have to tell him that one. I don't know if you need to be exorcised... I might need to be too if you do.

stitcherw said...

Fun post, and I don't think it is the evil twin at all. Sometimes people don't speak quite clearly (or I'm not paying good attention) and what I think I hear and what they really said are two very different things. :)
Sue

Liam said...

If this is evil... good god how bad am I???

Visualize whirled peas and an end to the violins.

Debbie said...

LOL, I love it! Yes, we need a massive blogger exorcism for sure!